So he made up a totally false conversation with the Ukrainian president-and we caught him cold. It doesn't play well because it was perfect. How about this guy? How about this guy? He makes up my conversation, which was perfect.

Four more years! Four more years! Four more years! Four more years!Ĭrazy Nancy. What's another idea? What's another idea? How do we win this election? You know, I really don't believe anymore that they love our country. They cannot pass it and they cannot win it at the ballot box. Maybe, maybe the greatest election in the history of our country. For three straight years, radical Democrats have been drawing to overthrow the results of a great, great election. They are destroying this country but we will never let it happen. At stake in this fight is the survival of American democracy itself. But the more America achieves, the more hateful and enraged these crazy Democrats become. The economy is booming, our people are prospering, our country is thriving, and our nation is stronger than ever before. They said those jobs had disappeared, didn't they? Huh? Hey man, our country is once again living by two simple rules, buy American and hire American. Since my election, we've created 775,000 new jobs across your state including 70,000 Texas manufacturing jobs. I'll tell you, this place is doing great and created, in a very short period of time, an extra 1,000 jobs for Texas. So I came from a small town, Alvarado, Texas-where we celebrated the incredible revival of American manufacturing and we opened up some beautiful places. There has never been a better time to be a proud Texan and there's never been a better time to be a proud American. I'm with the freedom-loving patriots of the Lone Star State. And I am thrilled to be here deep in the heart of Texas-where we just opened a beautiful new Louis Vuitton plant.

A True Friend to China by Andrew Hicks